Oh my gosh, you’ve wandered off to somewhere you shouldn’t be! I wasn’t prepared for this… it’s kind of embarassing. Maybe click somewhere else and we can pretend we never saw this?
If you’re still reading this, I don’t understand your line of reasoning.
Okay, you’re still here. Please, click this. Goodbye!
Now this is getting a little awkward.
One of us has to stop, otherwise we’ll be here all day.
I don’t know what you’re expecting. If you’re looking for some kind of deep, personal, thoughtful admission of my biggest regrets or long reflections on my proudest achievements – well, you’re getting this nonsense instead.
Okay fine, I do have the answer to life, the universe, and everything. But I’m not going to give it to you.
And you certainly won’t find it by continuing to read.
And it definitely isn’t 42.
Alright at this point I have to think of something at least a little valuable for your time because you and I have been here together for a while now. But, I can’t think of anything.
Oh, I got it! How about a fun fact?
One time, I walked into an outdoor basketball hoop’s pole.
03.05.2021